Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via ewebean)
One of the best Dr. Who antagonists don’t you deny it
omg so damn creepy but i love it
(via somedays-nobodydies)
Remember that time when this happened?
being a cutie pie, it was inwented in Russia
Anton, you couldn’t possibly be any cuter.
Are you fucking kidding me right now
(Source: ladymcchekov, via intospock)
*falls through your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about star trek
*burning on your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about supernatural
*appears in your bedroom in a blue box* hey do you wanna talk about doctor who
*takes you as my hostage then runs from the police* hey do you wanna talk about sherlock
*eats your organs* hey you wanna talk about Hanni- .. oh.
(via crankywhenprovoked)
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:
i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:
Look at you sitting in front of your computer. Why don’t you just come on the bed with me?
ok
that gif oh my god
(via crankywhenprovoked)
so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
(via crankywhenprovoked)
WE’RE SUPPOSED TO GET SNOW, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
OHH YEAA FIRST OF THE YEAR
I knew you were tribble with you walked in.
so shame on me now
warped me to places no man has been
and you beamed me downnow kirk’s lying on the cold hard ground
KHAAAAAANNN KHAAAAAAAANNN
Tribble. Tribble. Tribble.
(via error-404-fuck-not-found)
Wonderful
This is so much better than any knock knock joke I’ve heard. Hahaha!
(via hotpocketfullofsunshine)




