The Randomness of the Corner

I am random. This blog is random.
Feel free to observe my randomness. enough said.

there are always 3 types of sims gamers:

  • benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you
  • distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine
  • loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL

stand:

bookjunkie26:

samswittyusername:

alangwiggy:

madmothmiko:

acolytejezebel:

Impossible!!

How do you even…. ?

This is the type of stage pageantry that people pay hundreds to see. Imagine how long the costume designer took intricately put into making those dresses the people behind the scene are the true heroes of theater 

The one on the right is a true work of art

THEATRE

AH YES THEATRE

i saw cinderella on broadway and when this happened i was like wuht the frick

(Source: wannopvalentine, via squarelogic)

cutequeer96:

tony abbott: *comes to australia as an immigrant on a boat, had free university education*
tony abbott: so i wanna talk about two things i am really against

(via squarelogic)

cindymayweather:

“I am so excited to be living one of my dreams – to be here on Sesame Street. I’m here because I am teaching everybody on Sesame Street the importance and the power of ‘yet.’ Never, ever, ever give up because there’s so much power in ‘yet.’” - JMonáe

Sesame Street: Janelle Monáe - Power of Yet [x]

(via jasonttodd)

taeyeonic:

a haiku for fictional ladies:

sorry your story

was left in such clumsy hands

i will avenge you

(via jasonttodd)

whymakswhy:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

image

….Hello…sir…

my name is stacey do you know how fucking much i hate this song

(Source: miadearden, via squarelogic)

lilli-of-the-mountain:

NO YOU DON’T GET IT THIS IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE THAT’S THE “FEAR NOT” GESTURE IN BUDDHIST ART. THEY’RE LITERALLY ON A SCARY RIDE AND JESUS IS FREAKING OUT AND BUDDHA’S JUST SITTING THERE ALL LIKE “FEAR NOT” AND IT’S AMAZING.

(Source: ouhime, via youknowyouwantmyweird)