The Randomness of the Corner

I am random. This blog is random.
Feel free to observe my randomness. enough said.

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via ewebean)

spocktormccoy:

theempressofkong:

allthingsjennyanydots:

withclawsandsympathy:

nuspock:

*falls through your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about star trek

*burning on your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about supernatural

*appears in your bedroom in a blue box* hey do you wanna talk about doctor who 

*takes you as my hostage then runs from the police* hey do you wanna talk about sherlock

*eats your organs* hey you wanna talk about Hanni- .. oh.

(via crankywhenprovoked)

necklace-of-rope:

so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’

(via crankywhenprovoked)

WE’RE SUPPOSED TO GET SNOW, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

OHH YEAA FIRST OF THE YEAR