The Randomness of the Corner

I am random. This blog is random.
Feel free to observe my randomness. enough said.

pronqs:

What if the Slytherin common room had the same kind of magic that Hogwarts has that conceals it’s real appearance and shows something different to Muggles and only the Slytherin students can see the big fluffy cushions and kittens playing in the portraits and everyone else sees dank, dripping dungeons.

(via beam-me-up-assbutt)

spicyshimmy:

leonardmemeoy:

imagine spock discovering memes and then on the bridge bones says that he’s a stone-cold, green-blooded hobgoblin and spock just says “u mad bro”

"much illogic, doctor. such cranky"

"perhaps you would be appeased with an extra hour in the ball pit"

"need i remind you that the average vulcan is not a stone-cold, green-blooded hobgoblin? vulcan georg, who lives in a cave, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted"

(via highschoolmusicool)

nintenclo:

my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

(via beam-me-up-assbutt)

oscarwilde:

is it appropriate to just yell “you know nothing of javert” every time someone talks shit about him or implies that he’s the villain in les mis

(Source: oscarwilde, via beam-me-up-assbutt)

  • Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
  • me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
  • mom: finish the one you have sweetie
  • me: it's empty
  • mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

(Source: itssexualhour, via youknowyouwantmyweird)

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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tbh that’s the only rebuttal you need

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