The Randomness of the Corner

I am random. This blog is random.
Feel free to observe my randomness. enough said.

Thor introduced Darcy to Loki. Four days later, everyone regretted it. Thor and the Warriors Three had MLP tattoos. Odin’s beard was rainbow colors. Sif had a new haircut and a nose piercing. A few other choice Asgardians had their bed short-sheeted. Frigga and Heimdell were amused.
SHIELD found the two in a Waffle House near Busch Gardens Williams. They were surrounded by an army of stuffed animals and planning the next step of their amusement park whirlwind tour. 
That’s how Darcy became Loki’s handler.

Thor introduced Darcy to Loki. Four days later, everyone regretted it. Thor and the Warriors Three had MLP tattoos. Odin’s beard was rainbow colors. Sif had a new haircut and a nose piercing. A few other choice Asgardians had their bed short-sheeted. Frigga and Heimdell were amused.

SHIELD found the two in a Waffle House near Busch Gardens Williams. They were surrounded by an army of stuffed animals and planning the next step of their amusement park whirlwind tour. 

That’s how Darcy became Loki’s handler.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons)

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

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torchwood1701 requested: McKirk with Cold Colors.
I asked her what AU she’d like and here you have it, an Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. AU.

Jim Kirk is the baby genius scientist/hacker whom agent Leonard McCoy get stuck with. At first, they tolerate each other. After a few weeks, Leonard begins to train Jim for future emergencies, and is surprised by how natural Jim is with knives and guns. In return, Jim lectures Leonard about how to live a normal-ish life and calls him 'Bones', even though Leonard never reacts to the nickname. When a case involves undercover work, Jim is the only one who can pull off as a hot shot weapon tycoon. And, oh, does Jim clean up nice. As the situation evolves, Leonard starts to realize that Jim means more than his trainee and colleague to him. He just needs to hear Jim calls him 'Bones' one more time.

(Source: liiiiiiing, via johnreapergrimm)

mvtk42:

faerill:

torn-by-dreams:

thewintergrump:

rosengeist:

faerill:

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

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so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon

#if a donkey can fuck a dragon then why can’t i

(via sarcastic--comment)

obsessionisaperfume:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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It got better!

obsessionisaperfume:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

image

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It got better!

(via harpistin221bwinchesteralley)

maeglinhiei:

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

I sort of thought of you,
buckyoubucky
, and Steeb with this post lol

(Source: buckyunofficial, via buckysexual)